Correlation, causation and uncles

It’s final essay season, including one for a course which the students must pass in order to gain entrance to degree study.

A significant number of my students have been rendered unable to write and in need of an extension by the unexpected illness and death of a number of uncles.  Grandmothers at present seem to be unharmed.

6 Responses to “Correlation, causation and uncles”

  1. artandmylife Says:

    hahaha. With the course I am doing the co-ordinators made it clear that extensions pretty much wouldn’t be granted. My last assignment was due in a week where ALL the family was ill and at home including me, we had flooding and power cuts. I sent my assignment in anyway even though I had to go to the library and print and fax from there. I sent a note to the co-ordinator explaining the “iffy” presentation. He emailed back “I’m glad you took my extension provision seriously, but I think power interruptions, flooding, and an entire sick family are worth requesting one—too late this time, but please do keep it in mind”

  2. Paul Litterick Says:

    I too am marking papers. A significant number of students have been rendered unable to write but, nevertheless, have submitted papers which I must now interpret. If only tragedies had befallen their families, I would be a happier man.

  3. Paul Litterick Says:

    If only I had checked my spelling before posting, I would not feel so foolish now.

  4. harvestbird Says:

    Paul: fixed, with the mighty editor’s power!

    AAML: You are an exemplar of completion. In my neck of the woods, such circumstances are usually handled with a little more passive-aggression, as in “my whole family is ill, the house is flooded, we have power cuts, and I stayed up all night working on the assignment which I haven’t finished. [implicit sigh] I’ll just have to hand it in and take the lateness penalty. [hopeful pause]“

  5. Paul Litterick Says:

    Thank you, Mighty Editor. Since you have such mighty editorial powers and a shortfall in essays to mark, perhaps you might consider deciphering some papers on Pugin. I fear I lack the literary skills.

  6. artandmylife Says:

    Harvestbird – thank you. At least I had completed the work – just not the printing and sending. My printer broke down that week too :-) (Anyone want a cheap boat anchor)

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